Dalek New Years Resolutions

  • We will exterminate at least 9 pounds from our hoover shaped bodies

  • We will exterminate all fat and empty carbohydrates

  • We will hover up and down stairs daily until we’ve whipped our selves into shape

  • We will hack into the galactic bank to fund this years campaign to exterminate every living species, whether they be flesh, metal, vegetable, mineral, wood, or cardboard

  • We will try our hardest to refrain from exterminating potential new friends

  • We will find an activity and develop a skill that does not involve extermination

  • We will get over the fact that we can no longer masturbate, as Davros has gifted us with these metallic shells that are totally devoid of genitalia

  • We will commit ourselves to viewing he entire canon of John Wayne movies. Except the Conqueror. Ewwwww.

  • We will exterminate, and take out the recycling.

  • We will consider a different line of work. A new direction in our lives. Extermination is monotonous and unfulfilling.

  • We will stick to that intermittent fasting diet, where we only exterminate for an 8 hour time frame each day

  • We will develop a technology to travel through space-time, so we can alter the course of history on plant Earth in order to rule Lichtenstein.

  • We will master Fortnite, become a YouTube sensation, and exterminate all competition

  • We will again travel through space-time to exterminate Hannah Brown and Kel Mitchell, so we can make a killing on the betting markets by betting on James Van Der Beek

  • We will save up money so we can afford to get our Dalek shell gold-plated and be the envy of all those other bitches with their sad ass Dalekanium shells