Dalek New Years Resolutions
We will exterminate at least 9 pounds from our hoover shaped bodies
We will exterminate all fat and empty carbohydrates
We will hover up and down stairs daily until we’ve whipped our selves into shape
We will hack into the galactic bank to fund this years campaign to exterminate every living species, whether they be flesh, metal, vegetable, mineral, wood, or cardboard
We will try our hardest to refrain from exterminating potential new friends
We will find an activity and develop a skill that does not involve extermination
We will get over the fact that we can no longer masturbate, as Davros has gifted us with these metallic shells that are totally devoid of genitalia
We will commit ourselves to viewing he entire canon of John Wayne movies. Except the Conqueror. Ewwwww.
We will exterminate, and take out the recycling.
We will consider a different line of work. A new direction in our lives. Extermination is monotonous and unfulfilling.
We will stick to that intermittent fasting diet, where we only exterminate for an 8 hour time frame each day
We will develop a technology to travel through space-time, so we can alter the course of history on plant Earth in order to rule Lichtenstein.
We will master Fortnite, become a YouTube sensation, and exterminate all competition
We will again travel through space-time to exterminate Hannah Brown and Kel Mitchell, so we can make a killing on the betting markets by betting on James Van Der Beek
We will save up money so we can afford to get our Dalek shell gold-plated and be the envy of all those other bitches with their sad ass Dalekanium shells