Now for a limited time only, you can get The Best of the Dalek Christmas Carols. Hear them as you’ve never heard them before, as their moog-mangled robotic voice renders such classics as Little Drummer Boy

Come, they told me, exterminate them
Our newborn king to see, exterminate them
Our finest gifts we bring, exterminate them
To lay before the king
Exterminate them!
Exterminate them!
Exterminate them!

Yes, you can sit back and enjoy over 50 Christmas carols in a way that only the Daleks can. Like Away in the Manger,
Come All Ye Faithful,
O Little Town of Bethlehem,
Hark the Harold Angels Sing,
Joy to the World,
The Three Kings,
The First Noel,

And Deck the Halls

Fa la la la la, la la la la la la
Fa la la la la, Exterminate
Fa la la la la, la la la la la la
Fa la la la la, Exterminate

Order now, and you’ll also get a bonus set of Ginsu knives.

But wait, that’s not all!

If you order right, right now, you’ll also get a free consultation and plastic surgery by Davros, evil Kaled mastermind and mad scientist. Ever fancy your self rocking a metal shell covered with egg shells? Well, you’ll soon realize that dream once Davros has extracted your spinal cord and cerebellum from your body, lightly mutated them in a vat of aromatic viruses and enzymes until completely marinated, and then placed in a proper Dalek casing.

All while listening to Christmas carols sung by Daleks, and all for the low, low price of $19.99, plus $10.00 for shipping and handling. For an extra $5.00 your Dalek casing will have hover capability. Don’t let those stairs keep you from being all the Dalek you can be!

Christmas carols are available on LP, 8-track, or cassette tape.

Send your money order to

155 Skaro Way
Cottington, Cottington County, UK

Act now before this offer goes away, never to be seen again.