My Tax Write-Offs
Itemized list of my business expenses:
Poop shovel
Thermonuclear ballistic missile
Underground chamber
Church pews
T-3 Internet Connection
WWII British BREN gun
Electrified barbed wire
1000 Guinea pigs
Steroids
1000 tiny jet powered back packs
20 gallons of gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth